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About The Book 

Wanted Bride Like ChatGPT is a hilariously truthful confession of a modern Indian man whose expectations were accidentally upgraded by technology. One innocent “Hi ChatGPT” — that’s all it took — and suddenly real-life relationships started feeling like slow, confusing, drama-filled software from the 1990s.
Drawing from painfully relatable experiences (and emotional wounds that still need Dettol), the author explores the absurd gap between AI perfection and human unpredictability. Instant replies versus “Seen” with silence. Calm paragraphs versus cryptic “Hmm”. Zero ego versus volcanic mood shifts. Memory retention versus “If you don’t know why I’m upset, I won’t tell you.”
Through witty anecdotes, entertaining comparisons, and brutally honest self-awareness, this book dives into the psychological comedy that unfolds when expectations are shaped by machines but reality is shaped by humans. Whether it’s navigating emotional landmines, decoding vague hints, surviving delayed replies, or facing the ultimate horror — your mother thinking ChatGPT is your girlfriend — every chapter captures a slice of modern romance with the accuracy of AI and the drama of daily life.
This is not a guide. Not a dating manual. Not a matrimonial advertisement. It is a light-hearted, laugh-out-loud journey of a man trying to reconcile the digital world’s convenience with the messy, beautiful chaos of human emotion.
If you have ever rewritten a text 14 times, stared at typing dots like they hold your destiny, or wished relationships came with settings — welcome. This book understands you better than your last date did.

About The Author

K. Bhatia is one of the most distinctive and imaginative contemporary authors, known for effortlessly blending humour, satire, historical reinterpretation, philosophy, and unconventional storytelling. With over fifty books to his credit, he has built a literary universe where ideas speak, monuments remember, objects narrate, and history gets a witty second life.
His works span a wide range of genres – from bold historical retellings like From Clerk to Governor of Bengal (Untold Memoirs of Robert Clive) and How British Conquered India, to playful philosophical explorations such as Faith Inc. and Interpretation of Dreams 2.0.
Bhatia is also celebrated for his uniquely humorous titles like Wanted Bride Like ChatGPT and Autobiography of a Ceiling Fan, which showcase his flair for turning everyday life into extraordinary stories.
In the realm of fiction and human relationships, he has authored memorable works including How to Love Your Wife and Lights, Camera, Kiss! each reflecting his sharp understanding of emotions, behaviour, and modern relationships.
Other notable books by K. Bhatia:
· Hey Ram! – Sita wants Justice.
· Brilliantly Stupid
· Just Being Modest
· Love at Sentinel Island
· My Husband is Pregnant
· The Prophet 2.0
· The War Within: Bhagwadgita Reimagined.
With a storytelling style, K. Bhatia has cultivated a loyal readership that eagerly follows his ever-expanding body of work. His books continue to surprise, entertain, and provoke thought – making him a rare author who truly writes beyond the boundaries of genre.